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Halloween is often thought of as a holiday for children but it really is an occasion for both young and old to dress up and have some fun. With Halloween falling on a Saturday this year there will be even more reason to stay out late trick-or-treating or to attend a Halloween party with your family and friends.

A couple weeks ago we showed you some great sports related costumes for kids, but what about for those adults who look forward to celebrating the spookiest holiday of the year right alongside the kids? Well, if you plan to join in on the Halloween festivities but haven’t had the time to look for a costume there is no need to worry because we have tracked down some hilarious sports themed costumes for you to wear.

Baseball has a taught us a lot of things but perhaps nothing more important than this — chicks dig the long ball. And if sluggers of the last 20 years have taught us anything it is that to hit the ball longer than you ever thought possible all you need is to get “juiced” up. This “adult juiced body muscle costume” comes with muscle arms and baseball jersey and is currently on sale for $99.99.

Are you a fan of Will Ferrell? Did you enjoy the movie Semi Pro? If you answered yes to either of those questions (or even if you didn’t), this is the perfect costume for you. Party in style as fictional 70s basketball player Jackie Moon as this costume comes with an authentic Flint Tropics basketball jersey, white basketball shorts, and headband. Embrace your inner Ferrell and pick up this Jackie Moon costume for $29.99.

Whether you like it or not referees are an integral part of sports. Their calls on the field, like we saw this Major League Baseball post-season, can drastically change the course of a game. Harness that larger than life power with this larger than life costume. It comes with a one piece referee costume that has a flexible hoop inside so you can change just how fat you want to be. It is on sale for $39.99 and also comes with a penalty flag that you can throw at party-goers who spill their drinks.

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If you know Kurt Warner, then you know he’s a fairly religious man. Hey, more power to him. I’m down with J.C. too.

Apparently he felt the need to draw what he thought God looked like. I’m not going to bash him on his artistic skills, only because I’m afraid to have a bolt of lightning strike me between the eyes, but lets just say Warner is much better throwing touchdowns then creating masterpieces. His rendition of God looks like the drummer from Def Leopard.

OW! There’s that lightning bolt.

I wonder when Warner prays at night, which Jesus does he prays too? If it’s adult Jesus or Little Baby Jesus in his little golden, fleece diapers.

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For those of you not familiar with my “Little Baby Jesus” reference, here you go.

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Who said that in order for you to post a tribute video to an athlete, that they had to be from a professional sports? Sometimes rolling around and wrestling in a tub full of jelly can just be as dangerous as taking a blindside hit from an NFL lineman. Sort of.

If someone (real or not) had an opinion on this matter, it’d be ol’ Joseph “Blue” Polasky from Old School. The man gave his life the way many young men, and old, would have loved to have gone out. He’s a true patriot. I hope that when I’m 89, I still have the energy to hang with 18-year-old college freshmen (or 35-year-olds) during Rush Week. And if I reach the same fate, so be it.

We know Ol’ Blue Polaski is lookin’ down on us from above, in all his magnificent glory. Plastic hip and all.

YOU’RE MY BOY BLUE!

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(Warning: video contains slight language)

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I can’t believe I almost overlooked this and I must now pay it the attention it deserves.

Happy 40th Birthday Will Ferrell! You’re my hero.

“If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I’d go as Robin. That’s how much you mean to me…”
- Chazz Michael Michaels, Blades of Glory.

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