Loves Me, Loves Me Not: Pearson Shoots Pellets at Co-Eds
Remember as kids, when you wanted to show your affection for a fellow classmate, you’d chase them around the playground? It was cute and harmless right? But you were also eight and you probably grew out of it.
Well, apparently Maurice Pearson took things to another level when he decided to shoot pellets at two Delta Gamma sorority members. Pearson, an Ohio University basketball player, was found guilty of aggravated menacing and assault after firing pellets from an airsoft gun. He’s been fined and sentenced to four days of house arrest.
My advice to Pearson is the next time he wants to express his liking for girls, buy them roses. Or if this is his way of showing he hates them, just tell the girls they’re fat. The psychological scars will be much bigger than the welts the pellet gun leaves.
