
Yes, you read that right and no, this gunslinger doesn’t have a weird vomit fetish.
Washington State quarterback Marshall Lobbestael was arrested the other night after being found passed out in a car in front of a police station. Harmless right? Well, apparently when they woke him up, they saw that he was holding a grocery bag of “vomit” and immediately had think, this guy was drunk!
With him being underage, he was charged with a “a minor exhibiting the signs of having consumed alcohol.” I mean, why else would you have a bag of puke between your legs right? But you can’t just assume the kid was drunk. Heck, I show signs of intoxication after a few Red Bulls and bags of Skittles.
Well, the guys over at CougarFan.com think this is all a misunderstanding. That Lobbestael was merely napping in front of a police station and that the bag of vomit was actually just a bag of leftover McDonald’s food.
Hmm, sleeping in front of a police station? OK, maybe I can believe that. Now the bag of “food” I’m sure is believable too. But they forget to mention if the leftovers in the bag was before or after consumption. Yummy.
So yeah, Lobbstael has been suspended until this whole thing gets resolved I’m sure.
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