Define Irony? Martha Stewart Trapped in Closet with R. Kelly!
It’s well known on the streets that since Martha Stewart was released from prison in 2004, that she earned instant street cred and thereafter went by the name of Homemaking Gangsta, Da’ OG Home-makah, and Martha “Ghostface” Stewart!
She started hanging with a tougher crowd, developing a rough and tumble posse’ that consisted of Suge Knight, DMX, Ice Cube, Mister Magic Don Juan, and R. Kelly!
In a stroke of irony, she had her homeboy R. Kelly over at her crib one hot afternoon and asked for his assistance setting up a closet organizer. He was happy to oblige, unfortunately while maneuvering the large rod into place he accidentally slammed the self locking door shut.
Local sources state they were found several hours later, severely dehydrated and cradled in one another’s arms.
Moral of the story, be wary of the long winded, urban operettas you inflict on the populace, you might find yourself in one someday!
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