Define Irony? Martha Stewart Trapped in Closet with R. Kelly!
It’s well known on the streets that since Martha Stewart was released from prison in 2004, that she earned instant street cred and thereafter went by the name of Homemaking Gangsta, Da’ OG Home-makah, and Martha “Ghostface” Stewart!
She started hanging with a tougher crowd, developing a rough and tumble posse’ that consisted of Suge Knight, DMX, Ice Cube, Mister Magic Don Juan, and R. Kelly!
In a stroke of irony, she had her homeboy R. Kelly over at her crib one hot afternoon and asked for his assistance setting up a closet organizer. He was happy to oblige, unfortunately while maneuvering the large rod into place he accidentally slammed the self locking door shut.
Local sources state they were found several hours later, severely dehydrated and cradled in one another’s arms.
Moral of the story, be wary of the long winded, urban operettas you inflict on the populace, you might find yourself in one someday!
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What if I told you there was a way to build your dream house in a prime location for under $1,000? Well, it’s true–virtually. The New York Times reports that Second Life, a virtual world introduced into the material universe by San Francisco-based Linden Lab in 2003, is in the middle of a housing boom. Paralleling life in the real world, many Second Life residents have tired of the wild life and are looking for a little permanence for their electronic identities. As a result, many are building dream homes and laying roots in virtual communities, complete with chatty neighbors and strict zoning laws.
Would you hang a tortilla on your wall? Well you might if it’s been transformed into art by Joe Bravo, who’s banked over $3,000 for some of his tortilla paintings. Using the essential ingredient of burritos as his canvas, the Los Angeles-based artist who has worked as an art director for Lowrider Magazine and the American Golf Corporation (that’s quit a mix), has gained fame for his intricate works, which, he says, contain “imagery that is representative of Latinos, conveying their hopes, art, beliefs and history.”
I know Ikea is a big store with lots of floors, but you should be able to peruse the aisles and choose from their well-priced items within the alloted store hours, right? Sleeping arrangements shouldn’t be necessary, or should they? In some of the craziest news I’ve heard all day, The Guardian reports that the Swedish superstore has opened an in-store hostel in one of it’s Norway locations. Yes, they’re offering dorm beds and a meal consisting of Swedish meatballs (I’m not lying), Norwegian salmon, and cranberry mousse to straggling shoppers who just can’t make it to the register in time. And all this, including the bed sheets the Ikea dwellers sleep on, a robe and slippers, is free. Oh, and for all you lovebirds wanting privacy, there is a bridal suite complete with a chandelier.
There might be a stalker in your neighborhood, and your house–not you– might be the object of his or her obsession. No lie. We are living in the age of house stalking, according to a New York Times article by Steven Kurutz. Apparently, this is a real phenomenon, in which individuals fall in lust with a certain dream house and can’t get enough of it.
Chapel Hill, North Carolina is about to get green thanks to William McDonough + Partners. The sustainable multi-housing project, dubbed the 

