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Swim Safely in a Galaxy, Far Far Way: Star Wars Inflatables
If they ever was a reason I’d be afraid to drown in the kiddy pool, those reasons are all gone now.
And for this reason and one reason only: Star Wars inflatables!
Sure, this thing will help you stay afloat, but it’s the ability to have your own X-Wing that excites me. And sure, all it takes is one dart to put you out of commission, but it’s worth it!
Now if Princess Leia was serving me cocktails in a bikini, I’d never leave poolside.
Some people have told me to grow up, but I tell them, they should stop taking life seriously at 30.
