If Your Girlfriend Says No to Edible, Try Soluble!
Water Soluble Bikinis could quite possibly be the cruelest practical joke ever. It only takes three minutes of water contact for this seemingly cute bikini to disintegrate–leaving the poor girl exposed and humiliated.
It’s really sad because if you look at bathing suit bottoms, they’re not even the typical shape of a normal bikini–they’re those G-string-looking bikinis you see in R. Kelly videos. 
The bottom line is that this bikini’s really sexy. If I received this as a present from a guy, I’d think that he’s really into me. So you see, the humiliation and shock value is actually much higher than the makers of this practical joke probably assumed. Since it’s obviously designed for a girl, they really should have talked to a girl before putting it on the market. Most girls are sensitive and insecure so unless she’s got an out-of-this-world sense of humor, you’re looking at some hard times ahead in your relationship.
With all that being set, if you still think it’ll be hilarious, the most optimum way to carry out the prank would be to give it to her before she travels abroad–then expect an angry email!
