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Smell Like a Trekkie: Star Trek Fragrances

Have you always wondered about the scent of a Klingon?
I wonder if Captain Kirk smells of rich mahogany with a hint of musk…hmm.
Well, now all your age old questions about the men and women of Star Trek have been answered.
With the new Star Trek movie set to be released in the near future, their marketing campaign is up to full speed. They’re now releasing a line of Star Trek fragrances to be released in April. They’ll range from $30-$40 a bottle with three different scents: “Tiberius”, “Red Shirt” and “Ponn Farr.”
How come Spock is getting no love? I think as a limited offer, they should offer a pair of Vulcan ears with each purchase.
I can see it now: Spock Ears + “Tiberius” aroma = Chick Magnet.
Eat your heart out.

















