If you’re strolling the streets at night and you happen to see a man in tight spandex, armed with a fly swatter, don’t worry, it’s just your local superhero.
I’m serious. Apparently there’s been a rise in applicants in the “World Superhero Registry” and about 200 men and women have registered their quirky names and original costumes. Just as long as they don’t steal their names from the comic books and use real weapons to fight evil, they’re free to roam the streets and fight crime.
Here’s part of the code of the new superhero:
They must stand for unambiguous and unsponsored good. They must create their own Spandex and rubber costumes without infringing Marvel or DC Comics copyrights, but match them with exotic names – Green Scorpion in Arizona, Terrifica in New York, Mr Xtreme in San Diego and Mr Silent in Indianapolis.
They must shun guns or knives to avoid being arrested as vigilantes, even if their nemeses may be armed. Their best weapon is not muscle but the internet – an essential tool in their war on crime is a homepage stating the message of doom for super-villains.
Their biggest weapon is the Internet? I beg to differ. I don’t know about you, but I’m not going to war only armed with a keyboard. Something tells me that’s not going to strike fear into my friendly neighborhood crackhead.
Anyways, if you want to register and become an official superhero, click here.
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