Boy oh boy, do we live in confusing times! Not only is it becoming increasingly more and more difficult to make the distinction between metrosexual and just plain ol' gay: but now we have to worry about our fellahs stealing our eyeliner - Stop the madness!! To be clear I realize that men who work in … [Read more...]
Lindsay Lohan is 21, BUT her face is 54 and counting …
April 9, 2008 By Leave a Comment
I know she looks like the Crypt Keeper, but she's only twenty-one!!! WOW! She is living proof why we should all invest in sunscreen, ASAP! Well in all honesty who didn't see this coming? I have a teeny confession though, I actually liked her when she was little and felt not only was she a decent actress … [Read more...]
New Anti-Aging Technique – Le Facial Frozen
April 1, 2008 By 4 Comments
Introducing ground breaking technology, straight from France, that promises to freeze the aging process! Created by Dr. Jean-Pierre Talmadge T'sow a former body builder who discovered that injecting his muscles before a competition with a mixture of purified water from the French Alps and the harvested … [Read more...]
Spring 2008 Runway Looks – The Stupid, The Ugly, The Crazy
March 20, 2008 By 7 Comments
Spring is HERE! I guess the pollen in the air is laced with acid because you have to see Spring 2008's Runway Looks! Behold, I present to you this year's crop of .... THE STUPID... Introducing the Grouch's girlfriend "Garbage Pail Head" ... (designer Jeremy Scott collection) Hey Lady, Hey Lady! … [Read more...]
Heather Mills stars in “GOLD DIGGER”!
March 17, 2008 By Leave a Comment
Well Paul McCartney and Heather Mills long divorce battle has finally come to it's gold digging end. The outcome, Heather Mills received 48.6 million dollars in the settlement! Lordy, it's enough for me to turn off my computer and burn my keyboard in effigy. Odd part is I use to have sympathy for … [Read more...]
Project Runway’s Chris March Combines Beauty and Fashion – Hair Scare! or Hair Dare?
February 28, 2008 By Leave a Comment
Let me preface with "I love Chris March!" from Project Runway. I liked him from the onset. His rotund frame and jovial laughter warmed my icy heart. I always knew that Christian was going to end up on the final three (talented but cold he is) and I had high hopes for Jillian. However here is my two cents … [Read more...]
Katie Holmes New Bob with Bangs
December 4, 2007 By Leave a Comment
 Imagine if your new 'do made the news? Recently, Kate Moss caused quite a stir with those bangs of hers, and now, in the latest celebrity haircut news, Katie Holmes has gotten bangs and a sleek bob. Once again...there is pandemonium. It even has it's own name: the bobcat! Here's what … [Read more...]
Lead in Lipstick
October 15, 2007 By 1 Comment
Red may be the hottest color to dress your lips in this season, but before you apply another coat, you may want to consider the findings of The Campaign for Safe Cosmetics. A recent study by the group uncovered "surprisingly high" levels of lead contamination in red lipstick, and price had nothing to … [Read more...]
Feathered Beauty at Alexander McQueen
October 9, 2007 By Leave a Comment
I love high fashion more than most things in life because it's one of the few areas of popular culture that remains interesting and edgy. Case in point: the Alexander McQueen show at Paris Fashion Week and the feather body applique that the designer, known for artful experimentation, featured on the … [Read more...]
Who Wants an Eyelash Transplant?
August 30, 2007 By 15 Comments
I preface this entry with two admissions. The first is that I think women spend entirely too much time and money on their looks when a few quality products, lots of Omega 3s, water and exercise are all that's really needed. The second is that I have really long eyelashes. Now, with that disclaimer out … [Read more...]
