Yeah, that’s Britney Spears on the cover of next month’s allure. Do they really think that we really think Britney cleans up that well anymore? My goodness, with all the photo shopping skills that went into that cover, they might as well have just gotten another model and told us it was Brit!
Okay, deep breath
About beauty
Seriously! Where is the bag of cheetos?? Where is the wailing deeply traumatized rugrat under each armpit??…..Where is the premature aging and sun spots?? ….it ain’t her man….
Meanwhile, that is a fabulous wig!! Fan-tab-u-lous!