Fashion Don’t: Fergie

fergie at Unicef
Oh, Fergie, honestly. What are you thinking when you put something like this on your body? I get the impression that you exercise a lot, and I bet you’re a meticulous eater, so why on earth would you choose to showcase your enviable abs in this school girl meets royal porn star get up? It just doesn’t make any sense.

Not to mention, you’re totally over accessorized. Didn’t any one ever tell you the rule about removing one accessory before leaving the house? Is it really necessary to sport argyle socks, a bright yellow belt, a tiara, a tie, a cape and a wand all at the same time?

It’s a shame because you started the evening so uncharacteristically chic:

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