New Anti-Aging Technique - Le’ Facial Frozen
Introducing ground breaking technology, straight from France, that promises to freeze the aging process!
Created by Dr. Jean-Pierre Talmadge T’sow a former body builder who discovered that injecting his muscles before a competition with a mixture of purified water from the French Alps and the harvested DNA from unborn sheep embryos, literally froze and smoothed out his bulging muscles. Not only did it smooth out protruding muscles but he discovered that he could not move his arms and legs at the injection site. As the years passed, the rest of his body began to naturally age and wither, however the muscle groups that were injected with Le’ Facial Frozen remained smooth and Rubenesque.
Like all great discoveries, Le’ Facial Frozen was un-covered by pure happenstance. Dr. T’sow immediately began injecting his magic serum into his face and after 115 years, he does not look a day over 30!
Le’ Facial Frozen’s celebrity clientèle includes:
Paris Hilton
Nicole Kidman
Amanda Lepore
Note: Possible side effects include nausea, frozen expressions, diminished IQ and eventual loss of all facial movement.
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