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Introducing the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!
(a.k.a. - Death, Famine, Pestilence and War) - Ha!

Sorry folks but that’s what instantly came to mind when I saw these four, by the way anyone else think that Heidi Montag could be Tori Spelling’s slightly prettier, silicon injected sister? I see the resemblance, do you?

See how they all share the same vacant “come hither” stare. I kid you not if you stare at them long enough you can actually feel everything you learned in college slowly seep out of your ears. They are literally human intelligence repellent!

That said, they do look pretty. In the same way that I use to think Barbie was the prettiest doll in the world; hard, plastic, beautiful. Then I pulled off her head and saw that she was empty inside and my love affair ended.

ANGELS

Is she the second coming of Angelina Jolie? Well I would not go that far but Megan Fox is definitely a stunner. Please note I have a weakness for the dark haired, fair eyed, tattooed rebel girls but even if you are not a fan you must admit she pretty much takes your breathe away..

What I utterly adore about Ms. Anne Hathaway is her graceful “I don’t try, I just am” beauty. Plus she has that I’m smart yet nice face. I sometimes play a game inside my head where I secretly cast people in re-makes of movies, well if Disney ever made a real life version of Snow White I nominate Hathaway as the lead!

Just so no one thinks I have a thing against my fair haired vixens, presenting the lovely Charlize Theron. I always appreciate that she rocks hardcore couture from time to time but she keeps the makeup minimal and classic. Wait! Except for that one Oscar moment where she looked like a tangerine, but we all make mistakes…

Ahhh, the incomparable Ellen Page! What a breathe of fresh air she is genuine, funny, smart and beautiful. I hope she stays that way and doesn’t lose her soul in the depths of Hollywood.

What did you guys think of the celeb parade at this year’s MTV Movie Awards? Who were your hits and misses?

Well I was reading fellow Beauty bloggers posts and came across this picture of Chloe Sevigny sporting eyeglasses at a PUBLIC event! I actually recently got Lasik done but when I did wear contacts slash eyeglasses I never went to parties or public forums wearing my eyeglasses. I think back on it and wonder why I never did?

I am by all means a fairly confident chick, yet I would not even let people I was dating see me in my glasses, hell some of my closest friends have yet to see me in eyeglasses. Well just so you know my prescription was out of control, even when I would purchase the super condensed lenses, when viewed from an angle you could still see the compacted levels of blindness. I think if I had a slight prescription I would have definitely sported my eyeglasses in public. That’s my story and I am sticking to it!

That said here are a few gorgeous celebs who aren’t afraid to rock out with their eyeglasses out!

Quirky Chloe Sevigny

Adorable Amanda Peet

The Incomparable Cate Blanchett

Mrs. Ben Affleck - Jennifer Garner

Kirsten Dunst bugs me, she reeks of self-love…

Wow! She actually looks STD free with a pair of eyeglasses on, Ha! Ms. Lindsay Lohan …

Sharon Stone - gotta say I prefer when she dresses her age! Plus eyeglasses is a great way to conceal wrinkles and dark circles, not that she has many…

Moral of the Story Girls -

Learn from other women’s mistakes and be brave enough to show the world your gorgeous bespectacled selves. If I had it to do over I would have worn my Buddy Holly specs out much more than I did!

I still think these are the hottest eyeglasses out there!

I know she looks like the Crypt Keeper, but she’s only twenty-one!!! WOW!

She is living proof why we should all invest in sunscreen, ASAP! Well in all honesty who didn’t see this coming? I have a teeny confession though, I actually liked her when she was little and felt not only was she a decent actress with plenty of potential, but that she was cute. Boy did I bet on a losing horse, huh?

Keep in mind this was circa:

Way before she became a freckled, crack smoking, belligerent, prostitute …

Honestly though I am fair skinned myself and everyone knows natural red heads are the fairest of them all. I always cringed when I would see photos of her donning a bikini in full sunlight completely unprotected from the SUN! She was either tangerine fake bake orange or tomato red or crack head gray. All I am saying is we aren’t living in the 70’s anymore, its a whole new planet kids. Minus a protective ozone layer, coupled with the green house effect of gases means sunscreen isn’t a selective beauty notion, it’s become a necessity! For all ye’ doubters, please refer to La’ Lohan gorgeous and fresh 21 year old face, I rest my case. Remember I preach because I care…

LESSON OF THE DAY:

+ + =

Excessive Drinking + Heavy Drug Use + No Sunscreen = Premature AGING

Class Dismissed!

WARNING: Click on image for more pictures, but be warned they are Not Safe for Work (NSFW)

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe at the Hotel Bel-Air that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.” The photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America’s most famous actress. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose.

Now la’ Lohan is trying to capture similar lightning in her tired, haggard looking bottle! Ha! Only one word comes to mind when I view this collection of images: BEAT!

As in: “Beat up! Life beat her down….just BEAT!” - yeck!

Am I wrong? What do you guys think? Love it or Hate it?