Beauty Blog

Hmmm, don’t ask me why but I am apparently going through some weird hair fetish lately, namely hairstyle trends! Today’s lesson is MALE GOATEES! Beauty HIT or simply a baaaah-ad idea?!

HITS

Ummm, HELLO! Can someone please come over to my desk and help me pick my jaw up off the floor! I don’t know how I will ever get this pool of drool out of my keyboard, sigh. Gotta say that Colin Farrell looks absolutely delicious here. In all honesty he was never really that high on my C.W.L. list (Celebrities-Wish-List) his ratio of scruffy to hot always leaned toward scruffy to me. But I can admit when I am wrong, he just moved up to Number 3!

I have a sick confession to make, I actually thought that Edward Norton was SUPER HOT in the movie “American History X” minus all the Nazi idealism and murder. Nonetheless I think he is able to pull off a goatee? You agree?

Awww, I dub this one “ANGEL” goatee, what a loss! I prefer Heath Ledger clean shaven; looks like the goatee could use more growth and grooming. Still such a cutie though.

I don’t care what you say Johnny Depp can do NO WRONG to me, period! Yesterday, today and tomorrow - still HOT!

Not really sure if this qualifies as a goatee or peach fuzz? Just wanted to throw another hot boy on the barbie! Orlando Bloom is grrr-eat!

Sure, sure, he is growing older. But I happen to think the salt and pepper peeking through in Brad Pitt’s facial hair lends an old school charm and debonair quality. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

MISSES

Michael Moore sporting a “Political Goatee”… he reminds me of my chemistry teacher in high school. The creepy one, not the cute cherubic one…

I like Spock, but come on, that’s a whole lotta LOOK! The pointy ears, the beef bowl bangs, I think the goatee is overkill …

No clue who this guy is but I want to take a hacksaw to his face! I don’t know if its the stupid smirk on his face, or those poorly dyed chin p^bes! Barf!

Lastly, its always a razor fine line to thread if your bald and sport a goatee. Too often the look reads: I WANT TO KILL YOU. (Sorry don’t shank me, I am just being real…)

Granted reading up I realize that celebrities tend to be able to pull off the look with more ease being gorgeous and what not, but still … regular folks should follow their lead. There is a way to rock it and a way to avoid it.

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THE GOOD

Here are my personal picks for fabulous hair, makeup and general hotness!

I think my choices speak for themselves, if you question or doubt one of my picks by all means, lets debate!

THE BAD

I grow weary of her scrunched up face…I think the “yo yo” dieting for her craft is wearing down her looks.

Umm…she scares me. She looks like a corpse drapped in the lining of her own coffin….

Ok, I know I am going to get alot of heat for the following statement but I stand by my convictions. All my nieces are hopelessly devoted to Ms. Hannah Montana as well; but lucky for me they do not read this. I am sure she is a sweet girl and a breathe of fresh air compared to the “Spears Klan” but I do not approve of her hair and makeup people. Frankly, they should be fired! They make her look much older than she is and dare I say it, sort of “bratty tranny-ish”. I’m sorry but thats my two cents for what its worth.

THE UGLY

Again I realize some of you might find me harsh, but it breaks my heart more than you will ever know. I use to subscribe to the I heart John Travolta fanclub! (Grease Era) But what sort of hybrid crop rotation is occurring on his cranium!? It looks like artificial turf was super glued to his skull in the semblance of hair? Mr. Travolta how about you grab your buddy Nick Cage and you subscribe to the Bruce Willis “Hair Club for Men” aka. Bald & Beautiful!

Whew! Ok I am done, all in all I enjoyed the 2008 Oscar ceremony. Plenty of genuine sentimental moments, glitz, glam and sparkle. Plus you can never go wrong with Jon Stewart at the helm!