Beauty Blog

In the spirit of Breast Cancer Awareness Month it is always awesome when merchants large and small give a portion of their profit to fight breast cancer. Especially when it’s something as deliciously yummy as Joico’s limited edition Skin Luxe Sweet Pomegranate Body Butter.

(Finish reading at Lipstick, Powder N Paint)

While in Smarter Beauty Blog:

When should you throw old makeup out? No one wants flesh eating disease a’la Amy Winehouse

Relax in a Brookstone Massage Chair! Out of this world comfort is at your fingertips with OSIM Uspace massage chair…

Bathroom soap so pretty you may never use it! SOAP LEAVES!

As I sit here with my shoulders slumped over and my spirit hanging by a thread, do you blame me for dreaming of MASSAGES!

My personal fetish every time I dare to step foot into a mall is to visit Brookstone and play with all their knick knacks; astronaut pillows, coolers slash thermostats, un-foggable mirrors and especially their assortment of massage chairs!!

Well check out this bad boy would you! The OSIM Uspace massage chair, looks like something out of the Jetsons. (Which I dig!) Here is the official description from the folks at Brookstone:

“Experience relaxation that’s out of this world with the OSIM uSpace Complete Well-Being Chair. It’s truly the ultimate escape for body and mind. Enjoy a full-body massage thats precision-engineered to soothe, caress and invigorate you from head to toe. Before each massage, advanced sensors detect your personal acupressure points for a customized experience. The heated seat warms your muscles for further relaxation and an enhanced massage. Surround foot massage with air cushions literally surround your feet, applying firm pressure to forefoot, ankle and heel areas. Airbag massage targets your calves, thighs and seat to loosen tension and reduce stiffness. Music synchronization lets you set the mood simply plug your MP3 player or CD player into the input jack, and uSpace will match the tempo, rhythm and intensity of its vibration to your music. Stereo speakers are built right in. To make your escape complete, simply press a button, and the power-reclining cocoon surrounds you with sound from your music player and a choice of three different mood-lighting programs each designed to transport you to a deeper state of relaxation or rejuvenation. Easy-clean, bacteria resistant synthetic leather. ” (Source: Brookstone) 

Now here comes the sucker punch: Price $5995.00 

I envy you beyond measure if you can afford it, as for me I guess I will have to visit the mall soon, lay in it and pretend I am someone I am not..

If you are interested in checking out the OSIM Uspace Massage chair from Brookstone, click here.

Want to find another massage chair to fit your budget or tastes, click here.  

I think the photo above was suppose to highlight a rumored nose job on the part of Vince Vaughn  but more importantly, it features his raging NOSE HAIR!! - barf!

I had no idea that Vince Vaughn had a case of  “Wooly Mammoth” nose. Ugh! I actually thought he was sort of cute but umm no thanks. I can’t deal with nose and ear hair. Can you imagine if it is that bad now, how bad it will be as he gets older, zoinks.

Well the whole thing got me thinking about purchasing a nose and ear trimmer for my man. You think that’s rude? He doesn’t really have a hair problem but I figure best to train him now so it doesn’t become an issue down the line. I like this Nose & Ear Trimmer from Brookstone.

Nose & Ear Trimmer costs only $35.00

(Click on the image or the link above if you are interested)

The way I figure, it’s affordable and he shouldn’t be offended. And if he is, it makes us just about even for purchasing me a 24 hour fitness gym pass last year!!

Oh I also found this:

Ummm, WTF! I am rarely at a lost for words but are you kidding me with this? Why would you want a finger shaped nose and ear trimmer. Looks like something else to be honest.

What do you guys think? 

And I’m done.