Beauty Line Marketed for Mens Nether Regions, Try Man Junk

Why am I even surprised? It makes sense actually that sooner or later a naughty marketing brain thirsty to tap into a pool of neglected consumers would create a beauty line specifically for the MALE PELVIS.
Man Junk is specifically designed to fight men’s bacteria build-up, unpleasant odor and even skin irritation. You may be asking yourself, what makes this body wash different than just hosing your man’s love stick off with other suds?
Here’s their pitch:
- designed by men for men
- natural and organic ingredients
- fights sweat, odor and odor-causing bacteria
- improves overall hygiene and body health
- increases confidence and sex appeal
Hmmm, almost sounds too good to be true? Pray tell how does it boost “sex appeal”? Well I suppose knowing that your dingle berries don’t smell like sewage would make a man stand a little straighter but that’s a bold statement to make.
As a woman I felt the need to promote any and all beauty products geared toward making a man’s nether regions more fragrant and lovely. Your girlfriend’s and wives will thank me, I am sure.
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