Holy stinky armpits Batman! So here is my dilemma, ready? What would you do if someone you knew and saw almost every day smelled like baby diapers rolled in rotten curry and sprinkled with dog poop. Would you tell them?
The weird part is that if someone has a bogey hanging from their nostril or a piece of spinach stuck between their teeth, I would have no qualms about discretely signaling the required adjustments. But there is something innately personal about body odor that makes me hesitate.
What would you say? “Hi you stink, please bath in Clorox and die?” 
Also, I guess I should mention that I have no mercy for stench. I am hyper aware of scents of friends and peers around me. Plus, while I sweat I do not stink. There was a patch back in junior high when I first got my boobs that my body started changing and I suffered the occasional B.O. attack, but thankfully my hormones re-aligned themselves and everything was right again in the universe.
By the way if you are reading this and you happen to have body odor issues, my second question would be; “Don’t you smell yourself?”
I always knew when I was ripe and would steer clear of close contact. I do not mean to sound harsh it just baffles me…
Well in order to ease the suffering of my nose and others here is a list of TOP 5 Deodorants:
1. Secret Platinum Protection Antiperspirant & Deodorant ($4.69)
2. Dove Anti-Perspirant/Deodorant ($4.49)
3. Degree Antiperspirant & Deodorant ($3.29)
4. Mitchum Cool Dry Antiperspirant & Deodorant ($2.99)
5. Boyfriends Deodorant! - This last option was recommended to me by my friend who wears her boyfriend’s Old Spice. Apparently male deodorant is stronger and she likes smelling like him all day. Smelling like a boy could be both good and bad. Good - reminds you of your man. Bad - you smell like a dude.
Honestly all kidding aside, I hope this helps. Try each and every one of the deodorants until you find your glass slipper. Body Odor is embarrassing for you and those around you. - Michelle
