Once again I am broke this Halloween so I can not afford a fancy “store bought” Halloween Costume but must again rely on my own creative juices and whip one up at home. I have decided that the perfect costume choice this year is “TOMMY LEE & PAM ANDERSON”. My friends always throw an awesome Halloween House Party every year and it has sort of become tradition that we one up each other with most “creative” costumes. Some past winners have been “Homer and Marge Simpson” and “Yoko Ono and John Lennon” … to give you a glimpse into what I mean.

The reasons for this decision are simple:

• I naturally have the boobs to make this idea work
• I could just wear a corset I already own (red or black) and pants or a skirt
• The only thing I would actually need to buy is a blonde wig and some fake tattoos
• My partner in crime has plenty of tattoos already but we could also buy more fake tattoos for him as well
• The personality and lifestyle that these two morons project is exactly the type of attitude one should have for Halloween!
• Do you guys know of sites or stores that provide “custom made fake tattoos”?

What do you guys think? Original enough or we can do better? What are you guys going to be for Halloween?