Happy Halloween! It’s Freebie Friday!
You know those jokes on popsicle sticks that are not really funny and super obvious? It’s because they are for kids! Duh…sometimes I do forget how good some “clean jokes” can be. As adults we become a bit jaded, am I right?! I figure since everyone is still sort of stressed what with the election coming up soon and the state of the economy, we can all use a little laugh!
You can win this Haba Flower Fairies Magnetic Puzzle, one of the many great kids’ puzzles at PetitBaby.com, if you tell us your favorite kids jokes. They can either be classic ones you still hear today or new ones your kids told you.
Now for the rules: Everyone who tells us a joke will be entered into the drawing. You only need to tell one joke, but if you have a couple…go for it! We will pick & announce the winner on Thursday, November 6th.
Please make sure to include your email address in the appropriate field so we can contact you if you are the winner. You must be able to provide a U.S. address for shipment.
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in the spirit of Halloween….
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
HAHHAHAHA!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese!
Classic.
What’s gray and has a trunk?
a mouse going on vacation!
Why couldn’t the bike cross the street?
because it was two tired
Q: What did the beach say as the tide came in?
A: “Long time, no sea”.
This is from my 3 yr old grandson,he says Mamaw,whats black an white an red all over,ok so I act like I dont know,an he says A embarrassed Zebra! of course I laugh an he just cracks up an thats more funnier than anything
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m not going to tell another joke!
How do chickens stay in shape?
They eggs-ercise!
What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
This puzzle looks so neat. I think my daughter would really enjoy it, especially since it’s magnetic!
what’s black and white and read all over?
newpaper
What do you a fish with 2 knees? A twokneefish!
My 5 year old grandson told me this one recently-
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
giggle!
why was 6 scared of 7?
because 7 ate 9
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! LOL
Knock, knock,
Who’s There?
Boo!
Boo who?
Oh, don’t cry!
My son’s favorite!
Knock KNock jokes are a big hit at my house.
Heres a good one:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Kent you tell who it is?
Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
LOL…that was my fave joke when I was a kid!!
my all time favorite:
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie-talkie!!! hahahahhahahaha
Why are there 239 beans in the bean soup?
Because if you add one more it will be TOO FARTY!:)
What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath?
stinkerbell
Tell us your favorite kids jokes.. Nice